Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Um, what the hell are you talking about, you fucking asshole? Roses and violets can be any fucking color they want, and who are you to judge them? Maybe they don’t even identify as roses and violets and you’re just making this decision based on their appearance. Wow, go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole.